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| Summer is here and here's the list of stuff I should do but probably won't:
1. Real Estate License for the State of California.
2. Real Estate License for the State of Nevada.
3. Real Estate License for the State of Washington. IM COMING FOR YOUR ASS TIM!
4. Get a new car.
5. Avoid taxi vans.
6. Kill those birds that chirp at 6 AM.
7. Kill that dog that barks at 7 AM.
8. No more Slim Jims.
9. No more McDonalds.
10. Stop being mean to ugly people. Not really ugly people but those
that aren't immediately repulsive. You know what's up, hater.
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| Spring Break:
1. Built a new puter.
2. Sliced my thumb and bled all over three different people. Thats what you get
when you ask a bleeding person if they're okay.
3. Got electrocuted by new puter. Ha ha I missed a part somewhere.
4. Clogged toilet. No it wasnt poop, I dropped a whole roll of tp in there in the
middle of the night and it expanded to look like a parachute.
On the fun side, I did find an amusing article. And here
is an excerpt from it. When someone asks why you're a mean angry
hateful jerk, point them to the article.
MYTH # 3 BE A WOMAN’S THERAPIST AND YOU’LL GET SEX
Along the same lines as being a nice guy, we’ve seen this myth
played out time and time again by desperate fools trying to score. The
ploy usually works this way: A horny guy is a friend with a woman he
wants to date. He thinks that if she opens up to him emotionally then
it will likely lead to sex. He thinks that if he can solve her
emotional problems she will want to date him. But, to his surprise,
things pan out differently. Suddenly she starts to discuss every
problem in her life with him. The guy thinks this is good and listens
more and more and more to her complaints. In fact, he thinks that the
more he listens to her, the better the chances are of her going to bed
with him. She starts crying on his shoulder more frequently and he
starts taking her out for ice cream, expensive dinners, and even loan
her money when she becomes too depressed to work. Now it turns ugly.
She begins telling him about her problems with other men. Our novice
therapist stays in the role of advice-giver. Eventually she starts
dating the jerks and coming to him for advice.
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| Pho is good. 
Aside from working Halloween weekend, I feel pretty good. Got raided by
a giant mosquito that left the "ever expanding mosquito bite." Just
like last year. Its about the size of a md now. My roommate Calvin just
showed me the gayest shit ever. It was called, Fist of the North Jon. I
now hate everyone named Jon. 
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| Work blows... At least rich white chicks are hot. Hot in the sense that
they carry themselves like women and not the immature stereotypical
college girl "gone wild." That and they're rich, have nice nice skin,
and are tall and slender.
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